ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
Sweetiepie, he was putting peanut butter on his diddly dong, and the dog was licking it off.
*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?
Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.
I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.
That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.
Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.
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