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itsasideeffectofdying:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

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ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Sweetiepie, he was putting peanut butter on his diddly dong, and the dog was licking it off.

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

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rosityler:

Happy 43rd Birthday, David Tennant! (18/04/1971)

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shirogami:

this gif ruined my life
lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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obstinatecondolement:

amorremanet:

thismissatomicbomb:

piercinaldhawthorne:

has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?

Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.

I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.

That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.

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fairytrainer:

"supermegafoxyawesomehot"

*war flashbacks*

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mistinmybrainforest:

Cinemas in australia
fetchashton:

Which harry potter movie is this

howlnatural:

Anyone who makes fun of fanfiction has never read really good fanfiction.

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ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

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walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

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