Michael Lee, Waking Up Naked
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
Anonymous asked: It's so rude and immature to be on your phone in class in college especially blatantly like have some respect
It costs 82829k a year I’ll suck dick in class if I want to
- my five word story (via slutstatus)
I imagine that on the show choir blogs that Blaine Anderson moving from the Warblers to the New Directions was a huge scandal
and he’s like on the top twenty list of soloists to beat or something
lesser show choirs probably sigh over youtube videos of performances with blaine in them
pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”
This is what the internet is for.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.