I'm smart, I swear. Foudroyant.

IM NOT WORTHY cpcoulter

IM NOT WORTHY cpcoulter

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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roachpatrol:

the-real-seebs:

kissmyasajj:

Finally.

… Is Harley even a villain anymore? Between this and the thing I saw a while back with her refusing to fight a superhero who was pregnant, it’s… I mean, she’s turning complicated.

Nah, I think Harley’s more of an antihero than a villain. Though one thing I find really interestingly inverted is that while a lot of male comic anti-heroes will be grim tortured types with soft spots for good girls (see: every issue of sin city, haha), she’s a bright and goofy scamp with a soft spot for a totally fucking evil bastard. I like it. 

wanktissue:

remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do

dailytylerhoechlin:

Tyler Hoechlin BTS of Teen Wolf

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

“Romance is inherently being vulnerable and having a real sincere and unique connection because of that vulnerability. The rest is the music.”

Darren Criss

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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iamthewhiteobama2:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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say-zar:

ruinedchildhood:

biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

“We all have souls of different ages.”

– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via larmoyante)

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma