maggle: whatthecurtains: the-mighty-moriarty: ballato: oh the weather outside is frightful but the internet is so delightful since we’ve no place to go let it scroll let it scroll let it scroll Oh it doesn’t show signs of stopping But my dear, we’re still reblogging Since there’s nowhere we’d rather go let us scroll let us scroll let us scroll
sassyrichter: harry potter and the TROLL IN THE DUNGEON harry potter and the - oh shit where’s Ginny? harry potter and the - whoa when did you all get attractive? harry potter and the year of no haircuts harry potter and jESus voldemort is in you run bitch harry potter and RIP dumbledore you was a good bitch harry potter and sobs
that awkward moment when your mom catches you...
sodamnrelatable: you: ‘uhh..’ your mom : ‘when will this end. please tell me.’ via sodamnrelatable
Mum: don't talk to strangers
Me: they're not strangers, we're in the same fandom
louisomeletteson: ramen noodles will be my key to survival during the apocalypse i can’t fucking kill my dinner but i sure as hell can open a damn bag of ramen noodles and boil that shit up come at me bitch
colinfirth: buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four #friendship has no place at the uno table
kissedmequiteinsane: golden globe winner and new york time’s best selling author chris colfer
Note Card Wisdom
That awkward moment when your mom tells you to...
and you’re all panicking like “WHERE IS SHE????!!!!!” and when she finally comes, you’re like
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
The number of cuss words in an Eminem song
nicolehassuperpowers: bananasandhats: patheticturnip: mrkhpps: posters falling down in the middle of the night is seriously the scariest fucking thing #i’ve had posters fall on my face and i nearly cried #as much as you dream about waking up with celebrities in your bed that is NOT WHAT YOU MEAN
When you receive anonymous hate:
When I hear the words "free" and "food" together....
If you're reading this, go listen to one George...
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
cameronxylo: The entire “Ew.” bit from “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” last night. Funniest thing ever!