Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via itcouldalwayshappen)
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
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On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?
“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”
“NOPE” i scream from the top of Mt. Everest as i jump off and qwop into the fucking sun
(Source: vaspim, via finnickcriss)
Reading is not peaceful.
season 4: allison and stiles get sick of nobody listening to their superior plans, become super villans, defeat everyone in half an hour
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i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
(Source: chibigordonramsay, via milesjai)
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
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